Denver Post obituary for
Michael "Flathead" Blanchard:
"Weary of reading obituaries noting the decedent's courageous battle
with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn,
refusing to follow doctor's orders, and raising hell for six decades.... He
enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died. . . . He
asks that you stop by (his memorial service and) re-tell the stories he can no
longer tell" but the obituary recommended that you leave the children at
home because of the "adult material" they might hear.
A teacher was reading Chicken
Little to her first grade class. When
she came to where Chicken Little told the farmer that "the sky is
falling", the teacher asked the
class what they thought the farmer said.
A little girl raised her hand and said "I think the farmer said
'Holy sh*t!, A talking chicken."
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